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Tim Tebow and the death of Cause-and-Effect 12.13.11 at 12:23 am ET
By Matt Chatham

Matt Chatham

The ongoing Tim Tebow saga has killed Cause-and-Effect. Not sure the exact time of death, but Cause-and-Effect has drawn its last breath. . . at least as far as the NFL is concerned. Cause-and-Effect had a heckuva run. Shame, really. Coulda been a contender.

One action produces a certain response in the form of another event. Boxer punches opponent in the skull. Opponent falls to mat. A begets B in sport’s simplest form.

Football, at its core, is at the complete opposite end of the sporting world spectrum from the similarly A-leads-to-B worlds of ping-pong and thumb-wrestling: 22 rapidly moving bodies simultaneously blending scripted movements with lightning-fast reactions.

And that’s just the problem with football. It’s not simple. Never was, never will be. Cause-and-Effect in football isn’t neat, and it’s often nuanced and convoluted. That doesn’t fit comfortably into a headline, TV show or radio segment. So, eventually, Cause-and-Effect had to be offed. It was inevitable.

If you’ve turned on a TV, read an article or listened to the radio even a li’l bit in the last two months with your defenses (or senses) down, you heard, “Tebow Beats ______” in some shape or form. Rinse. Wash. Repeat. Unfortunately, the Tim Tebow story has unearthed so many idiocies such as this in the ongoing NFL dialogue that Cause-and-Effect had no choice but to keel over.

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Tim Tebow has brought about the end of logical analysis of the Denver Broncos. (AP)

Each and every week we watch Tim Tebow struggle mightily for most of the game, only to offer his positive contribution to his team’s effort at the tail end. But If Tim Tebow is believably, singularly incredible and credit-worthy, then so too must be Boston Red Sox pitcher John Lackey. Lackey just wins. He may have caused more runs last year than all-you-can-eat enchiladas, but he just wins, right? Cause-and-Effect never stood a chance.

Tim Tebow would be an important part of 100 out of 100 professional football teams. He’d just be the quarterback for very few of them. But so what? What’s the compulsion to NEED him to be the quarterback, as if skilled running back, H-Back, specialist, closer or Lord-knows-what is some sort of indefensible disruption of a needy narrative?

Lee Smith and Dennis Eckersley helped a generation of baseball fans more deeply understand the importance of roles in a sport much more central on the Cause-and-Effect sports spectrum. So why is the intimation that Tebow is doing just that for his team considered anything more than honest evaluation? Because Cause-and-Effect is sleeping quietly in a swamp in New Jersey, that’s why.

The rise of the Fan-alyst caused the anointing of the NFL quarterback as Mr. C/E long ago with a little ‘nothing to see here’ slight-of-hand. Admittedly, the quarterback is probably the closest you’re ever going to get in this regard. And Missouri is the closest U.S. Plains state to Germany. . . but what the hell does that really mean or matter?

Subjectively (and quasi-quantitatively) one could prove that my friend and former teammate Tom Brady consistently, positively affected football games for the Patriots at a higher percentage than any other single player in the last decade. I could manufacture a statistical filter or regression model to paint that picture with some mind-numbing effort. But that would be an exercise in stupidity, because football players — even the greatest among them — are always hopelessly dependent upon numerous factors they can’t control. That will never change, no matter how great the back-story.

I get that the truism “football is a team sport” is a tiring Teddy Ruxpin cassette message to the average ear. But. . . it’s . . . true. Tom Brady has never beaten anyone in football. Not even close. And neither (obviously) has Tim Tebow. Quite simply, that just ain’t how it works.

Tim Tebow is purportedly the world’s greatest teammate. But nobody in professional football needs his team more than Tim. And no team has given up more to accommodate the inadequacies of one player in recent professional football memory than the Denver Broncos. At this point, it’s working for them — a triumph of TEAM, not Tebow. I’m a fan of watching him play, warts and all. I’m just not a fan of the weekly executions of Cause-and-Effect in the aftermath.

The list of Tim’s strengths and weaknesses has been covered exhaustively by everyone with a pen or a microphone. What’s undeniable is that he is exceptionally entertaining, as well as exceptionally skilled at some very specific things. But what frequently gets its corners trimmed with a dull, flailing ax is that during this grand show to which we’re all a party, football remains the ultimate team sport. Attempts to frame it any other way — especially with the extreme example of the 2011 Denver Broncos — is a lazy lie.

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I get that many people hear “team sport” and think, “BOR-ING,” bouncing for the next sentence like so many ears unfortunately do each time Tim thanks God and his teammates. But right there in front our faces is the real Tim Tebow story, a story about the triumph of the collectively faithful effort of perilously interconnected parts, NOT some televised reality show for the Denver Broncos quarterback of the future.

As a member of the Patriots’ first Super Bowl champion in 2001 against the St. Louis Rams, we all got to learn the stark lessons of Cause-and-Effect when the following off-season we didn’t [surprise] all get lifetime contracts. We were a heck of a story. But we were incomplete. In a stroke of Cause-and-Effect mastery, Bill Belichick and Scott Pioli reconfigured a team that needed to get better in the coming off-season when the tide would have said otherwise. And for that, and the infinitely unpredictable million-link chain of causation to follow, we won two more championships in the next three years.

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Tim Tebow deserves all the credit in the world for the good things he’s done on the football field in the last couple months. And absolutely none of the credit for the things he hasn’t. No need for CSI after a Broncos game, the game film glows with lots of bad, and a weekly, timely, thimbleful of juicy good. Each and every week Tim Tebow graciously explains it for anyone who will listen. An amazing team effort is why the Broncos won. So why don’t we listen?

The answer is simple: TEAM is tired. And ‘superstars’ are the collective’s Ambien. Telling an accurate story is sloppy and tiresome work, and we’ve all got lives to get back to on Monday. “Every Man in A Broncos Uniform, a Ton of Crazy Circumstance, and Eventually Tebow (sort of)” doesn’t fit too well on the back of a jersey. So Cause-and-Effect walks the plank.

All the outside attention that Tebow has garnered should provide the ultimate teaching moment for a game that’s exponentially less understood than nearly all other sports by the people who make covering football their livelihood. But the opportunity is often wasted. This isn’t a knock on anyone’s comprehension skills or professionalism. It’s just the reality of dealing with professional sports’ most complex game, with only miniscule access or reference, not to mention the ever-looming content restraints and need for ratings.

Having spent my time in the blender as a football player for nearly 20 years, the one thing I know — if I know anything at all — is that football is a game you can’t accurately explain in sound bites. Nor can you truly know it without immersion and up-to-the-minute insight on calls, schemes and inside perspective.

You simply can’t get it by years of physical proximity, any more than a restroom attendant can magically turn into to a plumber by staring at urinals. As I’ve dabbled in this post-career role of football analyst, I’m constantly reminded that covering professional football is truly looking through a telescope at a keyhole. Right now, I’m only slightly less clueless than most. But clueless nonetheless.

What I do understand with certainty is that “All I know is Tebow wins” is today’s decidedly less funny version of Chevy Chase’s famous “Fletch” quote, “It’s all ball bearings nowadays.” We’re fed the “All I know…” line over and over with a persistent hint of an expected slow-clap. I can’t help but think that this lame stab at profundity sounds more out of touch with reality each time it’s repeated.

So why then don’t we all join hands and slog through the reality of Cause-and-Effect in this uber-compelling story? Because it’s hard, so it probably ain’t gonna happen. I love the game of football. I just wish the world that gives it so much of its cash and attention would learn to understand it better. Dreamer, I guess.

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The sporting world seems to be inching towards the conclusion that GM John Elway’s future QB decision has been made for him by a player who continues to major in the George Costanza fantasy of showmanship (always getting out on a high note) but little else. Seinfeld fans know this makes for a great comedy. But “All you need to know” never works for accurate evaluation in the NFL, and is much more likely the pathway to a sports tragedy.

At this point, none of us knows if Tim Tebow can be an NFL quarterback because that’s not really what he’s auditioning as. And maybe that’s OK.

Tim has handled all of this as well as anyone could expect. He’s too perfectly focused on promoting his faith and teammates while standing on the stool that is his improbable string of implausibly effective whipped cream-and-cherry-topped stinkers. And I hope he continues to get these opportunities.

I just wish Cause-and-Effect was first at the podium. If you follow the NFL with reality and context in your tool belt, you’ll hope for the same moving forward.

WEEI.com guest columnist Matt Chatham is a former Patriots linebacker. The University of South Dakota product played in New England from 2000-05 before concluding his career with two seasons as a member of the Jets. Chatham now is working toward his MBA at Babson College.

Chatham appears as a football analyst on NESN Daily and on Patriots This Week on Comcast New England. You can follow him on Twitter @chatham58.

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  • Nat

    What?? Weirdest story to date.

  • Nat

    No one deny that the whole team is involved in Tim Tebow win. But people like sensational story and underdogs. Everyone work hard, so like you said we don’t have time to look at a bunch of technical explanations. The one thing we want to know is Denver was 1-4 before Tim. Now they are 7-1. Why do u want us to learn more than that?

  • Mike

    The problem some people have with Tebow is that he rubs people’s noses in his beliefs. Hear him talk and it’s as if he’s laughing through his teeth. He uses football as a pulpit, rather than keeping his religious beliefs to himself, as most of us do. He’s also a self promoter as someone sent from God to build a hospital in some far off country, as the poor of America suffer. Some would list jealousy as the reason for Tebow hating. Well, no–the very same people who detest Tebow’s “act” are the same ones who haven’t a problem with the likes of Brady, Manning and Brees—future HOF QB’s. The problem here is that the football field is not the place for a church service or a sermon. And an off filed interview is no place to shamelessly sell yourself. “I built this and I did that.” If he truly wants to spread the word of God, then perhaps he should give up football and go into the ministry? I had him pegged as a fraud long ago and haven’t seen anything that will change my mind. As Tebow says, “have a blessed day.”

  • Bubba

    I love the Tebow story! You’d think that, as an atheist, I’d be annoyed by it, but I think it’s great that the team continues to overcome his awfulness for 58 minutes, until they collectively (Tebow included) pull victory from the jaws of defeat. And there’s absolutely no explanation for it except maybe for divine intervention. It’s like playing horse with your 5 year old son, who inexplicably makes 5 consecutive outrageously difficult shots and beats you without picking up a letter. But it cannot, I repeat CANNOT last. An NFL QB just can’t stink for 58 of 60 minutes and win. It’s a streak. It should be recognized as a streak. It’s a fluke. Don’t hate Tebow for it. Enjoy the improbability of it, but don’t expect it to last.

  • Henry Gondorff

    I think Mike is just another unhappy atheist liberal whose life is empty.
    Tebow bothers you because he is centered, selfless and happy.
    Maybe you should look in the mirror and see what is lacking in your life.
    Tebow openly professes his faith, it is part of who he is and how he was raised. Microphones and cameras come to him, not the other way around. He always speaks of team and teammates never himself. You have a blessed day as well.

  • JC4T2

    All I can say in response to this article is, ‘time will tell.’
    The only thing that Tebow has asked for is to play QB. But instead of being
    compared to other young players, he is held up against the elites, as they play right now. That’s a little strange. Why isn’t he being compared to Sam Bradford, Colt McCoy and Jimmy Clausen? Or even to the elites when they had made the same number of starts? Give the kid a chance, let him be a young quarterback, let him develop.

    In response to poor Mike,iIt seems to me that all NFL players promote their charities whenever they have the chance and last time I checked, there is freedom of speech and religion in the USA. If your religion lets you keep it to yourself, you have no right to tell Tebow or anyone else to shut up if their religion compels them to speak out. Go to China if you don’t want to hear it, or maybe Saudi Arabia. There are plenty of places where Christians can’t speak openly about their faith. I think it is now against the law in Pakistan to twitter “Jesus”. Maybe you would like it there better. I think not. In the meantime, celebrate our freedom. And of course this aside is not at all relevent to this fine article!

  • Bill

    Hi Mike …. oh where oh where to begin. Let me ask you a question. If a scientist discovered the cure to all forms of cancer …. or if some diplomat figured out a way to guarantee peace in the middle east … should they keep it to themselves.
    Tim Tebow know the truth — That Jesus Christ is the ultimate, eternal cure for all ills. Does this mean that there will be no more pain and war on earth? Of course not. But then our time on earth is barley a grain of sand compared to our eternal existance. Tebow wants to help people spend eternity in heaven, so he shows them how. And in the meantime shares how Jesus has given him peace and joy during his time on earth as well.
    So no Mike, we have a little thing in america called freedom of Religion. It allows us to express and act on our beliefs at any time. Tim is sharing his faith, not rubbing anybody else’s nose in it.
    And frankly, I’d rather have a few more sermons on the football field than the criminals who inhabit most of them now. And I’ll take Tebow over the players who have a different girl in every city and get most of them pregnant.
    But hey, keep hating on him. It’s your life and you have the right to live it as you see fit, just like he does.

  • Bill

    Matt, very entertaining column. You ar an excellent writer. Is Tebow a great QB? No. But he is young and gets better all the time. He can learn and practicew the physical skills … those can be taught.
    What cannot be taught are the intangibles he has that all great QBs need … intelligence, high football IQ, leadership and the ability to get his teammates to believe in themselves, coolness under pressure, exceptional decision making skills. His TD to interception ratio is a direct reflection of his decision making. He is a second year QB who simply does not turn the ball over. That is rare.
    And oh, by the way, his numbers as a starter compare favorable to the first-year starter stats of Elway, Bradshaw, Unitis and Tarkenton.

  • http://www.google.com Dee Edwards

    I’m a huge Tim Tebow fan, but this hero worship has to stop, really, especially from the equally annoying Skip Bayless on ESPN. I think, in a way, Tebow appreciates the praise, but all of it is crossing the line from objectivity to downright ass-kissing, and I think he’d want it to stop. And did you notice that on almost all of the talk shows on ESPN, most of the critics are black former players and black commentators. If this doesn’t tell you where most people are on the line regarding Tebow, I don’t know what does. Plus, we’re not bringing his religion into the commentary, please understand, it’s just we’re talking about him as a football player. I don’t care if he’s a Buddhist, Hindu, Jew, Muslim, or a Satanist that sacrifices dogs on the altar and drinks its blood, it’s the wins, losses, and performance on the field that counts. Yeah, he wins, but the jury is still out in regards of performance, bottom line. So, let’s give it time before we annoint him as The Next Great Quarterback.

  • PatsFan

    what a f’ing dummy this chatham is. i remember him on our team and every team you ever heard him speak you knew this guy was a moron. have a bad rep to the players that might actually have a brain.

  • jimmy

    i think that guy above is going a little over board but i remember chatham as a dummy as well

    hard to take him seriously

  • David

    Critics of Tim Tebow grasp at straws more than any group I can recall. Mike says Tebow is a self-promoter. That’s just wrong. He’s a promoter of Jesus Christ. He’s a commted Christian who is following what he believes. It’s no “act.” This is who the guy is. Tebow always gives credit to God first and his teammates second. He doesn’t take the credit for himself even though he deserves much of it. That’s a problem? You don’t like that he’s helping to build hospitals in the Phillipines? Really? Absurd. Strange choice of a character flaw. His Christianity makes people uncomfortable. The beauty of it is that the critics don’t seem to bother him at all. It would seem he’s very comfortable in his own skin.

  • Paddy Mayer

    Tim Tebow makes me wanna be a better man.

  • Curt

    The Only People Mike Says who do not like Tebow showing his faith are the one’s who doesn’t have any faith and don’t claim they do when you don’t suppressing his belief to make someone who does not believe (in fact they hate GOD)would mean what he does not have enough faith to the stand up to the howling masses ha and the football field is no place for a lack of faith for sure keep it up Tebow and let those to hate you answer to the LORD

  • EarlSweatshirt

    The talking heads who criticized Tebow (like Merril Hodge) acted as if he didn’t deserve to be on an NFL roster, nevermind be a starting QB. They stated such absurd opinions based on nothing tangible in order to sensationalize a story for their media outlet. No one wants to point out the obvious: he has some of the worst offensive talent surrounding him in the NFL, he’s only in his second season, and he was clearly a project coming out of Florida. My problem is that people wrote him off before giving him a few years to grow and become a more finished product. Seemingly reasonable people formed extreme opinions instead of behaving like normal because of all the things Tebow stands for. I doubt Tebow will ever be an elite QB, but people need to stop acting like there are 32 elite QBs in this league.

  • EarlSweatshirt

    Henry Gondorff is an ignorant clown btw.

  • EarlSweatshirt

    Curt, go to an English class instead of church for a day. Why are the righteous religious people usually the most uneducated?

  • Paddy Mayer

    Back off the author. Matt Chatham is among the most insightful and articulate football veterans reporting on the game today. I’m pumped we’ve been getting more inside looks from Matt over the past year. The guy flat-out “gets it.”

  • Lauren

    1) As a football fan – I like the Tebow story (lots of underdog appeal).
    2) As a Christian – I share his faith and appreciate his priorities.
    3) As a Patriots fan – I believe Tim is going to get Brady’d this coming week.

  • Bi Guy

    What was the name of the song that had the repeating “do the Tim Tebow” lyrics called?

  • Cecil

    Someone needs to tell the author of this article that before Tebow became the starter of the Broncos they were one of the worst rushing teams in the NFL..

    When Tebow became the starter they jumped to the top of the NFL immediately in rushing.

    In case you didn’t know rushing may be far more important to TEAM success than passing in the NFL.

    What other NFL QBs could have this impact and still pass at the high level Tebow does when needed? And he doesn’t turn the ball over.. anothe great advantage of a great run game.

    Tebow making the Broncos so great rushing also allows them to possess the ball for a much greater time than the opposition. This is a huge benefit to the Broncos aging defensive stars. I doubt ANY other NFL Qb could do what Tebow is doing and filling the role Tebow is..

    What other NFL QB could make this offense successful with such poor pass protection and receivers and run game?

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