| Tim Tebow and the death of Cause-and-Effect | 12.13.11 at 12:23 am ET |

Matt Chatham
The ongoing Tim Tebow saga has killed Cause-and-Effect. Not sure the exact time of death, but Cause-and-Effect has drawn its last breath. . . at least as far as the NFL is concerned. Cause-and-Effect had a heckuva run. Shame, really. Coulda been a contender.
One action produces a certain response in the form of another event. Boxer punches opponent in the skull. Opponent falls to mat. A begets B in sport’s simplest form.
Football, at its core, is at the complete opposite end of the sporting world spectrum from the similarly A-leads-to-B worlds of ping-pong and thumb-wrestling: 22 rapidly moving bodies simultaneously blending scripted movements with lightning-fast reactions.
And that’s just the problem with football. It’s not simple. Never was, never will be. Cause-and-Effect in football isn’t neat, and it’s often nuanced and convoluted. That doesn’t fit comfortably into a headline, TV show or radio segment. So, eventually, Cause-and-Effect had to be offed. It was inevitable.
If you’ve turned on a TV, read an article or listened to the radio even a li’l bit in the last two months with your defenses (or senses) down, you heard, “Tebow Beats ______” in some shape or form. Rinse. Wash. Repeat. Unfortunately, the Tim Tebow story has unearthed so many idiocies such as this in the ongoing NFL dialogue that Cause-and-Effect had no choice but to keel over.
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Tim Tebow has brought about the end of logical analysis of the Denver Broncos. (AP)
Each and every week we watch Tim Tebow struggle mightily for most of the game, only to offer his positive contribution to his team’s effort at the tail end. But If Tim Tebow is believably, singularly incredible and credit-worthy, then so too must be Boston Red Sox pitcher John Lackey. Lackey just wins. He may have caused more runs last year than all-you-can-eat enchiladas, but he just wins, right? Cause-and-Effect never stood a chance.
Tim Tebow would be an important part of 100 out of 100 professional football teams. He’d just be the quarterback for very few of them. But so what? What’s the compulsion to NEED him to be the quarterback, as if skilled running back, H-Back, specialist, closer or Lord-knows-what is some sort of indefensible disruption of a needy narrative?
Lee Smith and Dennis Eckersley helped a generation of baseball fans more deeply understand the importance of roles in a sport much more central on the Cause-and-Effect sports spectrum. So why is the intimation that Tebow is doing just that for his team considered anything more than honest evaluation? Because Cause-and-Effect is sleeping quietly in a swamp in New Jersey, that’s why.
The rise of the Fan-alyst caused the anointing of the NFL quarterback as Mr. C/E long ago with a little ‘nothing to see here’ slight-of-hand. Admittedly, the quarterback is probably the closest you’re ever going to get in this regard. And Missouri is the closest U.S. Plains state to Germany. . . but what the hell does that really mean or matter?
Subjectively (and quasi-quantitatively) one could prove that my friend and former teammate Tom Brady consistently, positively affected football games for the Patriots at a higher percentage than any other single player in the last decade. I could manufacture a statistical filter or regression model to paint that picture with some mind-numbing effort. But that would be an exercise in stupidity, because football players — even the greatest among them — are always hopelessly dependent upon numerous factors they can’t control. That will never change, no matter how great the back-story.
I get that the truism “football is a team sport” is a tiring Teddy Ruxpin cassette message to the average ear. But. . . it’s . . . true. Tom Brady has never beaten anyone in football. Not even close. And neither (obviously) has Tim Tebow. Quite simply, that just ain’t how it works.
Tim Tebow is purportedly the world’s greatest teammate. But nobody in professional football needs his team more than Tim. And no team has given up more to accommodate the inadequacies of one player in recent professional football memory than the Denver Broncos. At this point, it’s working for them — a triumph of TEAM, not Tebow. I’m a fan of watching him play, warts and all. I’m just not a fan of the weekly executions of Cause-and-Effect in the aftermath.
The list of Tim’s strengths and weaknesses has been covered exhaustively by everyone with a pen or a microphone. What’s undeniable is that he is exceptionally entertaining, as well as exceptionally skilled at some very specific things. But what frequently gets its corners trimmed with a dull, flailing ax is that during this grand show to which we’re all a party, football remains the ultimate team sport. Attempts to frame it any other way — especially with the extreme example of the 2011 Denver Broncos — is a lazy lie.
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I get that many people hear “team sport” and think, “BOR-ING,” bouncing for the next sentence like so many ears unfortunately do each time Tim thanks God and his teammates. But right there in front our faces is the real Tim Tebow story, a story about the triumph of the collectively faithful effort of perilously interconnected parts, NOT some televised reality show for the Denver Broncos quarterback of the future.
As a member of the Patriots’ first Super Bowl champion in 2001 against the St. Louis Rams, we all got to learn the stark lessons of Cause-and-Effect when the following off-season we didn’t [surprise] all get lifetime contracts. We were a heck of a story. But we were incomplete. In a stroke of Cause-and-Effect mastery, Bill Belichick and Scott Pioli reconfigured a team that needed to get better in the coming off-season when the tide would have said otherwise. And for that, and the infinitely unpredictable million-link chain of causation to follow, we won two more championships in the next three years.
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Tim Tebow deserves all the credit in the world for the good things he’s done on the football field in the last couple months. And absolutely none of the credit for the things he hasn’t. No need for CSI after a Broncos game, the game film glows with lots of bad, and a weekly, timely, thimbleful of juicy good. Each and every week Tim Tebow graciously explains it for anyone who will listen. An amazing team effort is why the Broncos won. So why don’t we listen?
The answer is simple: TEAM is tired. And ‘superstars’ are the collective’s Ambien. Telling an accurate story is sloppy and tiresome work, and we’ve all got lives to get back to on Monday. “Every Man in A Broncos Uniform, a Ton of Crazy Circumstance, and Eventually Tebow (sort of)” doesn’t fit too well on the back of a jersey. So Cause-and-Effect walks the plank.
All the outside attention that Tebow has garnered should provide the ultimate teaching moment for a game that’s exponentially less understood than nearly all other sports by the people who make covering football their livelihood. But the opportunity is often wasted. This isn’t a knock on anyone’s comprehension skills or professionalism. It’s just the reality of dealing with professional sports’ most complex game, with only miniscule access or reference, not to mention the ever-looming content restraints and need for ratings.
Having spent my time in the blender as a football player for nearly 20 years, the one thing I know — if I know anything at all — is that football is a game you can’t accurately explain in sound bites. Nor can you truly know it without immersion and up-to-the-minute insight on calls, schemes and inside perspective.
You simply can’t get it by years of physical proximity, any more than a restroom attendant can magically turn into to a plumber by staring at urinals. As I’ve dabbled in this post-career role of football analyst, I’m constantly reminded that covering professional football is truly looking through a telescope at a keyhole. Right now, I’m only slightly less clueless than most. But clueless nonetheless.
What I do understand with certainty is that “All I know is Tebow wins” is today’s decidedly less funny version of Chevy Chase’s famous “Fletch” quote, “It’s all ball bearings nowadays.” We’re fed the “All I know…” line over and over with a persistent hint of an expected slow-clap. I can’t help but think that this lame stab at profundity sounds more out of touch with reality each time it’s repeated.
So why then don’t we all join hands and slog through the reality of Cause-and-Effect in this uber-compelling story? Because it’s hard, so it probably ain’t gonna happen. I love the game of football. I just wish the world that gives it so much of its cash and attention would learn to understand it better. Dreamer, I guess.
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The sporting world seems to be inching towards the conclusion that GM John Elway’s future QB decision has been made for him by a player who continues to major in the George Costanza fantasy of showmanship (always getting out on a high note) but little else. Seinfeld fans know this makes for a great comedy. But “All you need to know” never works for accurate evaluation in the NFL, and is much more likely the pathway to a sports tragedy.
At this point, none of us knows if Tim Tebow can be an NFL quarterback because that’s not really what he’s auditioning as. And maybe that’s OK.
Tim has handled all of this as well as anyone could expect. He’s too perfectly focused on promoting his faith and teammates while standing on the stool that is his improbable string of implausibly effective whipped cream-and-cherry-topped stinkers. And I hope he continues to get these opportunities.
I just wish Cause-and-Effect was first at the podium. If you follow the NFL with reality and context in your tool belt, you’ll hope for the same moving forward.
WEEI.com guest columnist Matt Chatham is a former Patriots linebacker. The University of South Dakota product played in New England from 2000-05 before concluding his career with two seasons as a member of the Jets. Chatham now is working toward his MBA at Babson College.
Chatham appears as a football analyst on NESN Daily and on Patriots This Week on Comcast New England. You can follow him on Twitter @chatham58.
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